Mit ‘Englisch’ getaggte Beiträge

There Was An Old Woman
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There was an old woman who swallowed a fly
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I don’t know why
she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a spider
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that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why
she swallowed the fly Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird
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How absurd! to swallow a bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat
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Imagine that! to swallow a cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog
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What a hog! to swallow a dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat
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Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow
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I don’t know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she’ll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse
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She’s dead—of course!
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1. Englisch für Anfänger ( for beginners )

Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welche Swatch Uhr an?

Und nun das Ganze in englischer Sprache:

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatch watch?

2. Englisch für Fortgeschrittene ( advanced english)

Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich welchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?

Das Ganze wieder in englischer Sprache:

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

3. Englisch im Endstadium ( at the end )

Drei Schweizer Hexen – Schlampen, die sich wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schauen sich Schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche Schweizer Hexen – Schlampe, die sich wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schaut sich welche Schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an?

…..das Ganze in Englisch:

Three swiss witch – bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch – bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch – bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch – bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch??

Und? Sind wir wieder fit in Englisch????